Since it is Thanksgiving week, I thought it only
proper to talk about things for which I am thankful. But since the list
of things I am thankful for would make for about a sixty-page
commentary, I shall limit it to the forty-three of you!
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I am thankful for J-Rob – He finally kicked that
smart-ass Polite out of first place!
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I am thankful that I AM POLITE is no longer in
first place- You will notice we have not heard a freakin’ sound
bubbling out of his cake-hole in a while! What’s the matter Polite,
Turkey got your tongue?
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I am thankful that the Poo continues to float
somewhere around the top. Floating Poo means that the system really
works and that ANYBODY can do it!
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I am thankful that Marley-Mar stopped sending me
multiple picks every week! I am thankful that I keep all your picks
so that my integrity is not questioned!
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I am thankful that the Ice Cream Man still has an
ice cream store in Oxford, Alabama. I am thankful that it is not in
Arlington, TX because I would probably be as fat as him!
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I am thankful that Big Ox will soon be my
step-son-in-law! I am also thankful that when he comes over that he
actually listens to my wisdom!
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I am thankful that he sees me as being the best
father-in-law the world……because I buy him beer!
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I am thankful that Romeo let Juliette stop making
his picks for him! I am certain they have now formed a coalition
against the rest of us….they are going for the top two spots!
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I am thankful that Tight Head Mike invited Pretty
Ricky “HEMP” Williams back to Miami! With any luck, I he will ensure
the Dolphins have a perfect season again this year!
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I am thankful that I know that Boo Who is marries
to Rush to Mediocrity. I finally figured it out three weeks ago.
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I am thankful that he did not use his real name
because he is the only player in the history of this game to have
lost EVERY game! ALL ELEVEN!
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I am thankful that Rush to Mediocrity has
embraced the name I gave her! I do believe it is the perfect name
for a perfectly mediocre player! Rush, you can change your name to
“Rush to the Middle of the Pack” that will work too! BAM!
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I am thankful that I don’t know Shaggy! Scooby I
know, Shaggy was a FREAK!
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I am thankful that Big Pimpin’ makes it obvious
that Pimpin’ ain’t easy, but it ain’t dead! Keep your Pimp-hand
strong and make it do what it do!
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I am thankful that Sneaky Pete was/is a Jarhead!
He reminds me that I was going to join the Marines, but I flunked
the physical due to not being able to get my head in that Jar!
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I am thankful that he got his head in that jar
way back then, because I don’t believe there are TOO MANY of his
body parts today that would FIT!
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I am thankful for CoCo and other forms of
chocolate! Tis’ the Season!
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I am thankful that there are two kinds of women
in this world: 1.Those who LOVE chocolate. 2. Those who LIE ABOUT
IT!
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I am thankful that Big Nasty is Big and Nasty.
Either one by itself would be disgusting!
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I am thankful that Sky Walker keeps donating
spoils to the fun every year! He has gotten close a few times……go
get that cigar!\
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I am thankful that Kristie Love is so smart and
QUIET! I believe that next year we will change her name to “The
Silent Warriorette” Rush, you could take some lessons from her……on
both points SMART AND QUIET! BAM!
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I am thankful that Squirrel Girl has put up with
Squirrel Boy all these years! I am thankful she has the heart of a
saint.
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I am thankful that she feels sorry for him
because NO ONE else LIKES HIM! Squirrel Girl I have a photo of
Squirrel Boy in a Bud-Lite Girl swimsuit in the Cayman Islands! I
must say that since that day, I have NEVER drank Bud-Lite AGAIN!
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I am thankful that Beautiful Blitz has not choked
I AM POLITE at work yet! Just a few more weeks Beautiful! You can
make it!
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I am thankful that The Trojans have no clue about
this game! I am thankful that the husband of this duo is making the
selections!
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I am thankful that he has not noticed that the
SEAHAWKS REALLY SUCK!
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I am also thankful that they are Trojans and not
Magnums! We could ALL be in trouble.
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I am thankful for Squirrel Boy and Samuel Adams
beer! See Squirrel Girl above!
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I am thankful that Doc displayed the courage to
pick his most hated team over his favorite team!
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I am thankful that he did not leave it blank and
force me to make the choice for him! Go SKINS!
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I am thankful that Ridin’ Dirty is only 5 points
ahead of Queen Donna!
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I am thankful that I he stopped inflicting
second-hand pain on me by running his pie-hole! Ridin’ Dirty, she
ain’t feelin’ the LOVE!
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I am thankful that EVA-EVA has not frozen in
Wyoming yet! I am thankful that she has made her early exodus to
Mexico and bought a house there before Hilary becomes President.
EVA-EVA please let me know what the deposit is on that lot next to
yours! Its looking grim, I want to buy it JUST IN CASE!
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I am thankful for Queen Donna and all the
wonderful things you do for me!
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I am thankful that you remove all the sharp
objects from the house whenever you are feeling a little “edgy”. SEE
Ridin’ Dirty. (I am thankful that Queen Donna will have at least 48
hours after she reads this before she sees me!)
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I am thankful for Ho’s
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I am thankful that I was able to get in touch
with JD on week two of this contest to get his picks that he said he
submitted while I knew he didn’t! I am thankful that he has people
in his corner! See Big Pimpin’
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I am thankful that the Rattler has found somebody
that will hire him after he has retired once already! I am thankful
that they continue to employ him especially considering his weekly
MEMORY LOSS regarding pick submission!
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I am thankful that the Rattler and I both have
Sprint so that it doesn’t cost me to call him for his picks!
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I am thankful that Fergy ALWAYS gets his picks in
first! I am thankful that he is so attentive to ensure we get the
picks posted in a timely manner!
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I am thankful that Sucre’ finally seems to have
righted the ship! I am thankful that I know that Sucre’ means
“sugar” in Spanish. I am thankful that I corrected the web designer
before he actually posted your name as “Sucker”!
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I am thankful that the Florida Gators are getting
their asses kicked this year! I am thankful that this bit of fate
has caused CBOD to shut his cake-hole! See I AM POLITE!
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I am thankful for all the Darling Nikki’s of the
world! …………………….sorry, I was having a VISUAL………where was I?
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I am thankful for Pavlov and his Pavlov Dog
Theory. I am testament that it really works because every time Tin
Cup sees his missed call from me on Sunday that he instantly
remembers he did not submit his picks! See Rattler
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I am thankful that I have NEVER had Monkey Soup!
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I am thankful that Carbo-diesel consults with Big
Will on picks.
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I am thankful that Carbo is good at his job and
poker cause at least he is good at SOMETHING!
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I am REALLY THANKFULL that the Texas school
system REQUIRES TEACHERS to be CERTIFIED! Need I say more?
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I am thankful that Dirty B brought his friends
along to watch him flop at the BOTTOM!
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I am thankful that Too Picky can COOK! I am also
thankful that Too Picky decided to challenge CBOD for the “Worst
Year Following a Great Year” award!
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I am thankful that Slick Rick finally won more
than 4 games!
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I am thankful that he is finally encouraged that
Queen Donna didn’t sucker him into something that is impossible to
accomplish!
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I am REALLY thankful for Big Will and that he
donated his Georgia Bulldog seat into the SEC Championship to my
wonderful Volunteers! Big Will, I sho’ preciate ya’! See also CBOD
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I AM EXCEPTIONALLY THANKFUL FOR THE CHIEF AND
HIS WEB DESIGN SKILLS! I AM THANKFUL THAT HE IS GOOD AT WEB
DESIGN……. SEE CARBO-DIESEL!
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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST I AM THANKFUL FOR
SUGA-NASTY, MY YUGOSLAVIAN PRINCESS! We are all thankful that Suga-Nasty
has built a SOLID FOUNDATION from which we all have grown from. We
are Thankful that you have chose to carry all of us for the season
and allowed us to demonstrate great self-esteem and ego. I am
thankful that you introduced me to schnitzel and beer battered onion
rings! I am thankful that you can cook and sell cars at the same
time! See Carbo-Diesel!
Happy Thanksgiving to All and May God Forever Bless
you Collectively and Individually!
The Ron Man
