NEWS - After Week Two


Can you believe my Phish let me down again! I am just going to keep pickin' 'em till they win! I know I will see victory this weekend with my Phish because they ALWAYS give New England a hard time! Since Brady is hurty, I KNOW that's a can't-go-wrong choice choosing my PHISH! Everybody ready: PHISH on ONE ready BREAK!

Speaking of break, that S-Dot (whatever the heck that means) has now positioned himself atop the pile of pickers! I wonder what in the world he was smokin' when he chose Oakland over Kansas City? I think I may change his name to Micro-Dot! (some of you oldies may even understand that one!)

Ya'll, look at Suga! I guess she was not pleased with my bulldozer comment last week and has for the first time in her history of playing gotten BONUS POINTS. I am sure when the Cowgirls got behind, her blood pressure was in the dangerous range! Good job....although you will never repeat it again!

Speaking of repeat, would somebody please look at the video tape and tell us who shot a hole in Charger and yokOzuna's canoe! They dropped faster than the Titanic on its maiden cruise this week. Believe it or not, I anticipate Buck Rodgers will be in good company real soon! Buck Rodgers (bless his heart) admitted that he had to look at the internet to determine which teams went with each helmet........DAYUM! How about that love from a DONOR! Looks like Buck may be a shoe in for the consolation recognition.

There were a few movers and shakers this week. Aykwa Wadilo, Cindy Poo, Doc and Huskergirl held their ground this week. Happy Gilmore, Big Ben and Eva-Eva are seeing the weather change out west and are hoping their picks will not freeze with the ground. Oh by the way, welcome back Happy Gilmore.

ROMO, the purpose of this game is to pick WINNERS, not LOSERS! If you reversed your picks, you would have done better two weeks in a row. 50 is NOT a good week! Be advised, there is no love for consistency.

Ice Man...is your computer FROZEN?!?!
Da Rock.....Remember to include SOMETHING identifying who you are...or maybe that's why you DA ROCK!

Grasshopper, you better jump a little higher, Team Mom has the hedge clippers out! I am changing the Teacher's name to THE STUDENT because you are getting taken to school!

Supernupe, spread your wings! Just because you love the Cowgirls doesn't mean you will win the game! There are 10 other games on the docket besides the Cowgirl game. I think you should pay more attention to them next time.

Will someone please tell The Queen that 80 ain't bad. She doesn't listen to me!

Good luck next week. I anticipate there will be NO bonus babies for two reasons: 1) you have fallen in love with the cowgirls and don't realize that they are playing Green Bay in Green Bay
2) You hate the Eagles and will choose Pittsburgh over them....and one bonus reason is...... 3)You are just not that good yet! You thought it was going to be easy.......

Have a GREAT PICKIN' WEEK

The Ron Man
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Saturday, November 01, 2008