NEWS - After Week Three


Well it looks like Dirty-B is actually going to PRETEND to be a participant this year.  I am seeing the aggression but am still NOT feeling the love!  I know that he and Cheydlain consulted with each other prior to their pick submission.  Dirty-B let me warn you, don't leave your Ho's B4 Bro's out of the picture!  A Chinese proverb comes to mind in this case: "He who leave wife out of decision in day, get no piece at night!"
 
There were a few other surprise contenders this week who eeked out 9'ers! Good job! Since there were so many of them, I will concentrate for a moment on the PRETENDERS OF THE WEEK. The Princess, The Ghetto Girl and their Nasty Dog were walking down the street! Their Nasty Dog sat down and commenced to licking his butt. The Ghetto Girl looked at The Princess and said "Let's get him to lick ours too after that arse-whoopin' WE ALL took this weekend!"
 
Even Buck RoDgers did better than these three! WINK!
 
There were several of US on the precipice of bonus points.  Had the Colts not scored so quickly, they wouldn't have lost the game which would have made a difference for all.  It was a much better week overall than I anticipated.  However, The Rattler is still snake-bit, The Oklahoma Fire has been extinguished, Kristie Love ain't getting no Love, Need Money is still broke, Suga has started her descent, Romeo is still looking for Juliette, Stingraye got his tail chopped off, The Mule Man saw his reflection and realized he really just Donkey Boy, The Teacher had a worm in her apple, Black was grey, Big Ox lost weight, The Ho's lost her Bro's and Rush...was just simply MEDIOCRE!
 
Believe it or not, we have a new DONOR this week.  He hails from the great state of Texas by way of Houston.  I don't know how Cindy-Poo convinced him to play, BUT SHE DID!  He came in as a full player with no discounts. CAN YOU SAY THANK YOU DONOR C-Note! Since he is a willing full fledged participant I will spot him 10 points for the gimmie game last week, 10 points for his win last night and a bonus 80 points since he is such a generous optimistic DONOR! Buck Rodgers, you need not worry....If you get that helmet thingy figured out before the end of the season even you could rise through the ranks!  So unless anyone has a strong quantifiable objection that will be C-Note's total at the end of week 3.  You will all benefit because that puts one more space between you and the bottom....which is where a FEW OF YOU are heading!  Just know...the POO didn't even float this year......some of you will get that!
 
I anticipate great scores next week!  Don't be LEFT BEHIND!
 
The Ron Man!
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Saturday, November 01, 2008